by Gabo the Goblin
Wizard bad. Make fire and hurtzies for no reason other than jerk. Why so mean? Wanna chomp-chomp face! (but can’t cause dumb forcefield is dumb). Always pull trick. “Oh look at shiny flower I make for Gabo”. Then levitate cage key off belt! Why pretend be friend? No friend! Will chomp! (someday).
One time wizard come down cave with whole group. Elf die. Warrior die. Valkyrie about to die (need food) but wizard escape through portal! Where go? Probably dumb place for jerks go be dumb.
Gabo try learn wizard spell once. Many moon read about “magic missile”. What is missile? Sound like crotch-dangle. Gabo read and read! (is hard) excited to make sex hammer be magic. Finally learn and is arrow!? Arrow come from bow already! Bow easy! Read hard! Wizard dumb! (so dumb).
Someday Gabo steal all wizard pointy hats and use to take bottom stinks. Then give back. That be good joke. Wizards say “Oh! Oh! Oh! My head stink more than normal! Wonder why? Better go read book and find out!” But no take hat off! That how dumb wizard be. Never like easy. Always make hard (for self and Gabo).
Gabo just want to live in cave and eat sheep (and child ONCE AND WHILE ONLY!) But Wizard never leave alone. Always come make fire and bad feels…wait….
Why never kill Gabo? If Gabo bad why is still here?…. WIZARD THINK GABO TOY FOR AMUSEMENT! PRACTICE DUMB HURTY SPELLS ON GABO! WANT TO CHOMP SO BAD! WILL CHOMP THIS TIME! GO TO HUT AND JUMP ON WHEN WIZARD NO LOOK! HOW YOU LIKE YOUR HOME INVADED DUMB WIZARD! GABO KILL SO HARD!
But first force wizard make shiny flower again. Is pretty.